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The Divorced Barbie Doll


The Divorced Barbie Doll


One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers his daughter's Birthday gift. He stops by a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, "How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?"


The salesperson answers, "Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for 19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95."

The amazed father asks: "It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?"

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: "Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's testicles."
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Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll Gwester843 1/20/2009 9:02:40 AM
Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll oldlinedawg 1/20/2009 5:45:56 AM
Re: The Divorced Barbie Doll Polehiker 1/20/2009 4:12:05 AM