yo mama is so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
yo mama is so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK!"
yo mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
yo mama is so stupid she thinks taco bell is a mexican phone company.