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Re: Your Momma

your momma got a wooden leg with a kickstand

your momma got a wig with a chin strap

your momma'a hair is so short she rolls it with rice

Your momma's so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water

your momma's so dirty, when she goes to take a bath the water jumps out and says "I'll wait!"

Your momma's so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang

your momma's so fat her belt size is equator

your momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs

I heard your momma got a new job at the airport........sniffin luggage!

your momma's so fat when she sat on a quarter she squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose
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Posted in reply to: Your Momma by oldlinedawg
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