Yo Momma is so Poor:
Burglars break in and leave money.
Her face is on the front of food stamps.
Every night she goes to KFC to lick other folk's fingers.
Yo Momma is so Old:
She owes Moses a dollar.
When she went to school--There was no History class.
She recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
She sat in front of Jesus in the first grade.
Her SS# is 000-00-001
Yo Momma is so Fat;
When she hauls butt, she has to make two trips.
Her drivers license says picture continued on the other side.
I ran around her twice and got lost.
She put's on her lipstick with a paint roller.
She get's runs in her jeans.......
Enough of this!!!!