Two statues were put in this park 100 years ago,sitting and holding hands. One day an angle saw them,and realized,they proved to many people,that love is forever. So the angle wanted to do something for them.
So she floated down and brought them to life. She said,"you have three hours to do what ever you want."
So the two took off for the woods. Well, 15 minutes later they came back laughing ,hugging,and playing around.
The angle was puzzled. She said,"is that all, you still have over 2 hours left. The two said,"you're right."
So they took off for the woods again,and she heard one say to the other,"this time you hold the pigeon and
I'll s#!t on his head."
