the old linedawg takes his old lady to breakfast at a local diner.
as they sit down he notices two installers eatin' with their women.
while orderin' their food he overhears one of the installers ask his wife,
"could you pass me the sugar, sugar?"
damn he's smooth, the old dawg sez to himself as he overhears
the second installer ask his wife,
"could you pass me the honey, honey?"
again he sez to himself this guy's smooth too.
not to be out done by the installers he starts thinkin' of something witty
to ask his old lady but comes up with nothin'.
as the waitress sets their food on the table
he looks at the plates and sez I got it
"PASS THE BACON YOU F**KIN' PIG"
linedawg breakfast
Member #: 54618
Registered: 9/22/2007
Posted:
4192
Name:
GIORGIO
Company:
Retired
Occupation:
const.,splice,activate.
Location:
CATSKILL MT NEW YORK
Experience:
~45 years
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