The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
You have been to France before monsieur? the customs officer asked sarcastically.
The old gent admitted he had been to France previously.
Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for inspection.
The American said, the last time I was in France I didn't have to show a passport.
Impossible. You Americans always have to show your passport upon arrival in France.
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look..Then he quietly explained...Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-day in 1944, I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to.
The Real Vet
Member #: 63152
Registered: 11/5/2008
Posted:
1940
Name:
Bob
Company:
None
Occupation:
Considering one
Location:
Rapid City SD
Personal:
early 20s
Experience:
~54 years
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