A guy was just setting in the bar starring at his drink for a half hour when this big biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and slams it down in one swig., then turns to the guy with a stare as to say, what are you going to do about it?
The guy on the stool starts crying. Come on man, I was just giving you some s**t, I can't stand to see a grown man cry the biker said. This is the worst day of my life, says the guy between sobs. I can't do anything right..I overslept and was late to an important meeting..so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot my car had been stolen and I didn't have insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home, I found my wife in the bed with the mail man and my dog bit me.
So I came in this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the poision.
Bikers Bad Day.
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