The Pope in Alaska
The Pope took a
couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some
sightseeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope
Mobile when
there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A
helpless
Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat and a
'To Hell with
Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically and
thrashing around
> >>>> trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly
> >>>>
> >>>> As the Pope watched
> >>>> in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One
> >>>> quickly fired a
> >>>> 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and
> >>>> pulled the
> >>>> bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using
> >>>> long clubs,
> >>>> the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it
> >>>> onto the bed
> >>>> of their truck while the other tenderly
> >>>> placed the injured
> >>>> Democrat in the back seat.
> >>>> As they prepared to
> >>>> leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give you my blessing
> >>>> for your
> >>>> brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a bitter hatred
> >>>> between
> >>>> Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now
> >>>> I've seen
> >>>> with my own eyes that this is not true.'
> >>>> As the Pope drove
> >>>> off, one logger asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'
> >>>>
> >>>> 'It was the Pope,'
> >>>> another replied. 'He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access
> >>>> to all
> >>>> wisdom.'
> >>>> Well,' the logger
> >>>> said, 'he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't know squat
> >>>> about bear
> >>>> hunting! ......By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need
> >>>> to go back
> >>>> to Massachusetts and get another one?'
The Pope in Alaska
Member #: 61573
Registered: 9/2/2008
Posted:
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Name:
jerry
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Unemployed
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Location:
USA
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