"Would you like dinner?" the flight attendent asked John, seated in the front.
"What are my choices?" John asked.
Yes or No, she replied.
A woman was standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband.
I feel horrible, I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.
The husband says, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect.
I was in Home Depot the other day pushing my cart around when
I collided with a young man pushing his cart.
I said, sorry about that I was looking for my wife and wasn't looking where I was going.
The young guy says that's OK it was a coincindence, I'm looking for my wife too. I can't find her and i'm getting a little desperate. Well maybe we can help each other. What does you wife look like? The young guy says, Well, she is 24 yrs. old, tall, with blonde hair, big blue eyes and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra.
What does your wife look like?
I said....."Dosent matter.....let's look for yours..
I'm always helpful like that...
