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that had to hurt

the grizzly old hunter walks into the doctors office with a mangled hand. while checkin' out the hunters hand the doctor tells him he's gonna give him a couple shots to numb up his hand and he'll have him fixed up in no time. the hunter responds sayin' don't bother I've experienced excruciating pain twice in my life, this ain't nothin'. the doctor scrubs the hunters hand, the hunter doesn't flinch. next he stitches up the hand and again nothin', not even a change of expression on the hunters face. while bandagin' up the hunter, the doctor says that had to hurt, I'm afraid to ask but I gotta know, what were those two times? the hunter answers, the first time was when I went bear huntin' and I had to take a sh*t. I dropped my draws, squatted right over a bear trap. BANG ! it slammed shut on my nuts. OUCH said the doctor, what was the second time? the hunter replied when I ran outta chain !
the linemen are slimein' but at least they're still climbin'
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