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Economic Update


If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.







But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash.







Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the 401-Keg.







A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.







Makes You Proud To Be An American doesn't it!
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Re: Economic Update LocoDawg 10/14/2008 7:35:00 PM