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Re: New Jokes

I met this woman the other night and we went back to her place. after a few drinks we started foolin' around, I took off my shoes and a look of disgust came over her face when she saw my bent and twisted toes. "your toes David, what's wrong with your toes?" she asked. "when I was a kid I had a bad case of tolio" I told her. she said "you mean polio" " no I mean tolio" was my response. we got a little frendlier and my pants came off, again I got that disgusted look from her as she asked "your knees are all gnarled, what happened to your knees?" "when I was a kid I had a bad case of neasels" I responded ""don't you mean measels" she asked. "no I mean neasels" I said as I took off my skivies she started to giggle. "whats so funny?" I asked. "you should have told me you had small cocks as a kid"
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