Confucius Says
Confucius say that woman who trip on dead rooster goes down on limp cock.
Confucius say that man who stand on toiret is high on pot.
Confucius say that man who ejacurate into cash register come into money.
Confucius say that man who run in front of car get tired.
Confucius say that woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Confucius say it take many nails to build crib but only one screw to fill it.
Confucius say man stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.
Confucius say secretary not a permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk.
Confucius say heavy kiss is like spider's web, it can lead to undoing of fly.
Confucius say foolish man give wife grand piano, smart man give wife upright organ.
Confucius say man who go through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.
Confucius say man who have sex on grass gets piece on earth.
Confucius say elevator smell different to midget.
Confucius say virginity is like balloon, one prick, all gone.
Re: New Jokes
Member #: 40846
Registered: 9/19/2005
Posted:
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Name:
Duane Vick
Name:
Duane Vick
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Self-Employed
Occupation:
Installer
Location:
Phoenix AZ
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