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Re: New Jokes (a couple quickies)

What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your dick in your girlfriends ass.

What's sicker than a pile of dead babies?
The one in the middle trying to claw it's way out.

A man hits his wife with the car. Who's at fault?
The man. He shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

What are a woman's 3 biggest lies?
1. You're the best.
2. You're the biggest
3. It doesn't always smell that way.
It was then that Caroline remembered her kitchen back in Montana, with a stove that she might or might not have turned off, and so with a heavy sigh, she put down the penguin.
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