It's for the guys that bring their sisters down with them - they'll have someplace to screw her.
"I got to nail her back in her trailer.
Heh, that ryhmes."
It was then that Caroline remembered her kitchen back in Montana, with a stove that she might or might not have turned off, and so with a heavy sigh, she put down the penguin.
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