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a good job



Dear Boss,



I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very

well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a

pension plan

that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most

people can only dream about.



Despite this, I plan to take time off during the next 12-18 months to find a

new position.

During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition,

I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated

with my current job.



Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with

no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no

choice in the matter. I can and will do this.



Sincerely,

Every Senator or Congressman running for President.



(Try that at your job and tell me how it works out.)
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Re: a good job oldlinedawg 8/20/2008 5:32:00 AM
Re: a good job nrb1 8/19/2008 11:11:00 PM