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If My Body Were A Car....


F MY BODY WERE A CAR...

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and
scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ...
But, that's not the worst of it.......
My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things
up close.
My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and
skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns
inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --



Almost every time I sneeze, cough or laugh.....
Either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!!!!
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There are 2 replies to this message
Re: If My Body Were A Car.... oldlinedawg 8/5/2008 9:10:00 PM
Re: If My Body Were A Car.... splicecable1010 8/5/2008 8:05:00 PM