> 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns gathered
> > around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They tried
> > giving her some warm milk to drink but she refused it.
> >
> > One of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen and remembering a
> > bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift the previous Christmas, she
> > opened it and poured a generous amount into the warm milk.
> >
> > Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to her lips. Mother
> > drank a little, then a little more and before they knew it, she had
> > drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.
> >
> > "Mother," the nuns asked with earnest, "please give us some wisdom
> > before you die."
> >
> > She raised herself up in bed and said, *"Don't sell that cow."*
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