Not my bat or ball, or even field or stadium -- that's all yours to bring. I'm just the Commisioner in this convoluted analogy. This is the Major League and my job is just to keep things going, and look the other way while you're doing steroids. Or something. Just bring your A-game and you'll do fine. Always give 110%, and remember there's no "I" in "team"
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