Three women who were friends in high school have returned to
> > their hometown to attend their 25th reunion and have lunch
> > together.
> >
> > Their talk turns to their position in life, and it's clear
> > that they are trying to one-up each other.
> >
> > The first woman says, 'My husband is taking me to the French
> > Riviera for two weeks,' and then looks at the others with a
> > superior demeanor.
> >
> > The second woman says, 'Well, my husband just bought me a new
> > Mercedes,' and looks about with considerable pride.
> >
> > The third woman says, 'Well, to be perfectly honest with you,
> > we don't have much money and we don't have many material
> > possessions, but 13 canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder
> > on my husband's erect penis.'
> >
> > After a long silence, the first woman looks shame-faced and
> > says, 'Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was just trying
> > to impress you. We're not really going to the French Riviera
> > we're going to my parent's house for two weeks.'
> >
> > The second woman says, 'Your honesty has shamed me. To be
> > honest, my husband didn't buy me a Mercedes -- he bought me
> > a Taurus.'
> >
> > 'Well,' the third woman says, 'I've got a confession to make.
> > Canary number 13 has to stand on one leg.'
Class reunion
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Registered: 2/28/2004
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