A group of 2nd, 3rd and 4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Churchill Downs) to learn about
thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see
the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one
of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys up one by one, trying to direct the flow.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well
endowed.
Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said
'You must be in the 4th .'
'No, ma'am, ' he replied. 'I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the
seventh.
Too High
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