Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?
Here's a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you're an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you, and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be
content just to wound me?
Should I call 9-1-1 ?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day -
making this into a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner's Answer: *
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click
* Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the
Winchester Silver Tips, or the Hollow Points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one!
Which are You?
Member #: 29165
Registered: 2/28/2004
Posted:
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Occupation:
Jack of all Trades/Master of Most
Location:
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