LESBONICS
1. What do you call a pantry full of lesbians?
A licker cabinet.
> 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
> A Klondyke.
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> 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ....
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> Militia Etheridge.
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> 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the
> same time?
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> Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their
> face.
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> 5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
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> Fur Traders.
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> 6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
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> A Lickalotapuss.
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> 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ...
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> Well Hung.
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> 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
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> She was found face down in Ricki Lake .
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> 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar?
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> Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
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> 10. What do you call lesbian twins?
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> Lick-a-likes.
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> 11. What's the definition of confusion?
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> Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
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> 12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian
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> One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.
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> 13. What do you have when you've got 50 lesbians and 50 state workers?
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> 100 people that don't do dick.
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Lesbonics
Member #: 29165
Registered: 2/28/2004
Posted:
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Location:
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