kid walks in to a house of ill repute at closin' time. Madam says she only has one gal available and she requires ya eat her first. Kid says "ok" and gets busy lickin' away. Comes across somethin' that tastes like peas! Keeps on a lickin' and comes across somethin' that tastes like carrots. Stops for a second and asks the gal if she got sick?! Gal says "no, but the last guy that was here did"!
Later, Mike M.