a man walks into a bar, bartender, Jim Beam straight up and keep 'em comin' he says. after the fifth one the bartender asks hey pal you havin' some problems ? I just found out my son's gay replies the man. those are on me says the bartender, the man leaves. next day same man walks into the same bar, bartender, Jim Beam, straight up and keep 'em comin' after ten shots he comes up for air and the bartender asks what's the problem now ? the man replies I just found out my other son's gay. once again the bartender says on the house and the man leaves. the next day same guy, same bar, bartender, Jim Beam, just gimme the bottle. the bartender asks doesn't anyone in your family like women? the man replies yeah, my daughter.
the linemen are slimein' but at least they're still climbin'
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