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> Subject: When Cardboard Men Come In Handy
>
> When Cardboard Men Come In Handy
>
> A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde
> driver eases it
> over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of
> the car and opens
> the trunk.
>
> She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and stands
> them at the rear of
> the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard
> men are in
> trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts
> to approaching
> drivers.
>
> Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed
> up.
>
> It isn't very long before a police car arrives. The
> officer, clearly enraged
> approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling,
> "What's going on
> here?"
> "My car broke down, officer" says the woman
> calmly.
>
> "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard
> pictures doing here by the
> road?" he asks.
>
> "Helllooooooo!!!!" says the blonde. "Those
> are my emergency flashers!"
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