CABL Forum - For you old dogs

Old JackA wealthy old Gentleman decides to go on a hunting safari in
Africa , taking
his faithful, elderly Jack Russell named Killer, along for the company.
One day
the old Jack Russell starts chasing rabbits and before long, discovers
that he's
lost. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his
direction with
the intention of having lunch. The old Jack Russell thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm
in deep
doo-doo now!" Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately
settles
down to chew on the bones with his back to the approaching cat. Just as
the leopard
is about to leap, the old Jack Russell exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one
delicious
leopard! I wonder, if there are any more around here?" Hearing this, the
young
leopard halts his attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes over him
and he
slinks away into the trees. "Whew!", says the leopard, "That was close!
That old
Jack Russell nearly had me!"Meanwhile, a monkey who had been watching the
whole
scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use
and trade it
for protection from the leopard. So, off he goes, but the old Jack Russell
sees him
heading after the leopard with great speed, and figures that something
must be up.
The monkey soon catches up with the leopard, spills the beans and strikes
a deal for
himself with the leopard. The young leopard is furious at being made a
fool of and
says, "Here, monkey, hop on my back and see what's going to happen to that
conniving
canine! Now, the old Jack Russell sees the leopard coming with the monkey
on his
back and thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but instead of running, the
dog sits
down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't seen them yet,
and just
when they get close enough to hear, the old Jack Russell says... "Where's
that damn
monkey? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another leopard ! Moral of
this
story... Don't mess with the old dogs... age and skill will always
overcome youth
and treachery! BS and brilliance only come with age and experience. Of course, I am in no wayinsinuating that any of you are
old, some are
just more "youthfullychallenged."

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