My flight was being served by an obviously gay
flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a
good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the
plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the
aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me
to announce that he'll be landing the big scary
plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just
put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this
well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't
moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute
engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so
the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country,
I am called a Princess and I take orders from no
one."
To which the flight attendant replied,
without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my
country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray-up, Bitch."
Gay Flight Attendant
Member #: 17781
Registered: 1996-2001
Posted:
125
Name:
Ron Campbell
Name:
Ron Campbell
Company:
Outlaw Cable
Occupation:
Owner
Location:
Virginia
Personal:
Experience:
~33 years
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