Subject:
SPIDERS A father watched his young daughter playing in the
garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his
little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her
seeing the wonders OF nature through such innocent
eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the
ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured
her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders
mating. 'Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?' she asked.
'They're mating,' her father replied. 'What do you call
the spider on top?' she asked. 'That's a
Daddy Longlegs,' her father answered. 'So, the other one
is a Mommy Longlegs?' the little girl asked. As his heart soared
with the joy of such a cute and innocent question he
replied 'No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs.' The
little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment,
then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying 'Well, we're not
having any of that Brokeback Mountain **** in our
garden.
The Garden
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Registered: 2/28/2004
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