RETIREMENT
BONUS, Navy Style If
this doesn't make you laugh, you are truly humor impaired!
The
Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early
Retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for
Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line
Between any two points in his body.
The
officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who
accepted asked that he be measured from the top Of his head to the tip of
his toes. He was measured at six feet and Walked out with a bonus of
$72,000. The
second officer who accepted was a little smarter and asked to be Measured
from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. He walked Out with
$96,000. The
third one was a non-commissioned officer, a grizzly old Chief who, When
asked where he would like to be measured replied, 'From the tip of My weenie
to my testicles.' It
was suggested by the pension man that he might want to reconsider;
Explaining about the nice big checks the previous two officers had
Received. But the old Chief insisted and they decided to go along with
him Providing the measurement was taken by a medical officer. The
medical officer arrived and instructed the Chief to
'drop
'em,' Which
he did. The medical officer placed the tape measure on the tip of the
Chief's Weenie and began to work back. 'Dear Lord!' he suddenly
exclaimed, 'Where are your testicles?'
The
old Chief calmly replied, 'Vietnam.'
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