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Retirement


After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, "You should have dropped your pants...you might have gotten disability, too.


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Re: Retirement IslandCableDog 4/14/2008 12:21:00 AM
Re: Retirement vshouppe 4/14/2008 12:16:00 AM
Re: Retirement oldlinedawg 4/13/2008 9:14:00 PM