If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little
spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? toothpicks?
so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and
the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make
the Tennessee Titans?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
Holland called Holes?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together it spells! "THEIRS"?
Hmmm
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Registered: 10/21/2006
Posted:
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Name:
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