That was funny! It reminds me of a experience I had about 30 years ago. I grew up on the west coast of Florida. A friend and I decided to cruise over to the East coast just for a change of pace. I was driving my pride and joy, a pretty healthy Chevelle SS. While cruising we spotted a Corvette convertible, it was either a 69 or 70 and fire engine red. It had a high rise hood, we thought "no, it couldn't be hiding a tunnel ram." We noticed the front plate said," If you can beat me, you can eat me." Needless to say we did a U-turn and caught up. We pulled up next to her and got a look. She was hot. Unfortunately she had a lot more under the hood than I did. I don't even think nitrous would have done the trick. No box lunch for us.
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