Create your free account now! Sign up

Secret to a long life



One day I saw an old lady sitting on her front step, so I walked up to her and said,

'I couldn't help noticing how happy you look! What is your secret for your long, happy life?'



She said, 'I smoke ten cigars a day, and before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I go through a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every few days, and eat only junk food. On weekends I zone out on Valium and red wine, and most importantly, I avoid any type of physical activity or exercise.'

'That is absolutely amazing!' I told her. Then I asked, 'How old are you?'

'Thirty-six,' she replied.

This is CABL.com posting #212758. Tiny Link: cabl.co/m3vK
There are 0 replies to this message