A Real Cowboy:
An elderly Texas cowhand went to the local pharmacist for the little blue Viagra pill.
The pharmacist asked, 'How many?'
The cowboy replied, 'Just a few, maybe a half dozen. I cut each one into four piece s.'
The pharmacist said, 'That's too small a dose. That won't get you through sex.'
The old fellow said, 'Oh, I'm past eighty years old, and I don't even think about sex much anymore.
I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my new boots.'