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twice in my life

the grizzly old farmer goes into the hospital emergency room with his hand all torn to shit. the doctor says I'll give ya a shot or two to numb that hand and get ya fixed right up. the farmer replys don't bother doc, I've experenced excruciatin' pain twice in my life, this ain't shit. the doctor scrubs the farmers hand and stiches it up. the farmer doesn't even flinch. while bandagin' up the farmers hand the doctor says that had to hurt I'm almost afraid to ask but I gotta know, what were those two times? the farmer replys the first time I was out bear huntin' and had to take a shit, I dropped trou and shit right on a bear trap it slammed shut right on my nuts. JESUS CHRIST that musta hurt said the doc, what was the second time? when I ran outta chain the farmer replyed
the linemen are slimein' but at least they're still climbin'
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Re: twice in my life 1brikshyvtwin 2/25/2008 5:25:00 AM
Re: twice in my life sumahit 2/24/2008 11:21:00 PM
Re: twice in my life bluedeogee 2/23/2008 9:13:00 PM
Re: twice in my life MCSub 2/23/2008 9:04:00 PM