During these serious times, people of all faiths should remember these
> four religious truths:
>
> 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people.
>
> 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
>
> 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the
> Christian world.
>
> 4. Baptists do not recognize each other in Hooters or the liquor
> store.
>