DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S SELF DESCRIPTION
40-ish.....................................49
Adventurous......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic................................No breasts.
Average looking...............Moooo.
Beautiful..............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure..........On medication.
Feminist...............................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first.......... ........Former slut.
New-Age...............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing...............................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.........................Bitch
Voluptuous..........................Very Fat.
Large frame...........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No.
2. No = Yes.
3. Maybe = No.
4. We need = I want.
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry.
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble.
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not!
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later.
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry.
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy.
3. I am tired = I am tired.
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now.
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you wan t to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay.
Hmmmm... To true.
Member #: 29165
Registered: 2/28/2004
Posted:
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