Create your free account now! Sign up

Never Choke In A Southern Restaurant


>
>
> Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their
> cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to
> their junkyard business.
> Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a
> sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes
> apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies
> looks at her and says "Kin ya swallar?"
> The woman shakes her head no. "Kin ya breathe?" The woman
> begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. The hillbilly
> walks over to the woman, lifts up the back of her dress,
> yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt
> cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that
> she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her
> mouth. As she begins to breathe again, the hillbilly walks
> slowly back to the bar. His partner says, "Ya know, I'd
> heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver', but I ain't never
> seed nobody do it."
This is CABL.com posting #211645. Tiny Link: cabl.co/m3dN
There are 6 replies to this message
Re: Never Choke In A Southern Restaurant lookinatmyfeet 2/23/2008 5:56:00 PM
Re: Never Choke In A Southern Restaurant MCSub 2/21/2008 12:11:00 PM
Re: Never Choke In A Southern Restaurant MCSub 2/21/2008 12:10:00 PM
Re: Never Choke In A Southern Restaurant 1brikshyvtwin 2/21/2008 5:24:00 AM
Re: Never Choke In A Southern Restaurant cablewolf214 2/20/2008 7:44:00 PM
Re: Never Choke In A Southern Restaurant bluedeogee 2/20/2008 6:12:00 PM