Captain's Log. Star Date 1.620. My First Officer, Mr. Spock has not returned from his mission to the far Planet Nebluliser. The Transporter is malfunctionining. My Chief Medical Officer is Absent Without Leave. Although we have defeated the Klingons I am out of Meds and have no other Choice but to call on the assistance of the Head Nurse.
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