>A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and
> > every once in a while a $20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
> > Noticing this, a policeman stops her. "Ma'am, there are $20 bills falling out of that bag."
> >
> > " Darn!" says the little old lady....."I'd better go back and see if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
> >
> > "Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you steal it?"
> >
> > "Oh, no", says the little old lady. You see, my backyard backs up to the parking lot of the MCG. Each time there's a game, a lot of fans come and
> > do their business in the bushes - right into my flower beds! So, I go and stand behind the bushes with a little chainsaw that my dear departed, forestry
> > worker, husband left behind. Each time someone pees into the bushes, I say $20 or off it comes!"
> >
> > "Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop."OK, good luck! By the way, what's in the other bag?"
> >
> > "Well," says the little old lady, "some guys think I'm bluffing."
What Balls?
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