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Re: back to the cold

I remember once we were staying at the Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut, it's the biggest casino in the world. And they were kind enough to put us in a remote parking lot. As in, I wasn't anywhere remotely near the biggest casino in the world. Well, the dog had to go out and pee, and I knew I was the one that would have to take him, because, well, the princess aint gonna do it. And there's a thermometer inside that tells you what the temperature is outside, and it's zero. She calls to me from the other room and asks what the temperature is outside. "There ain't one!" Well, we go outside and Sluggo starts to go pee, which is making me have to go pee, and it's cold and my dick's like...that [holds fingers 1 inch apart]. And normally, it's like....that [holds fingers 1 inch apart]. It's like that long, but it's like this big around. It's a cheese wheel!



It was then that Caroline remembered her kitchen back in Montana, with a stove that she might or might not have turned off, and so with a heavy sigh, she put down the penguin.
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