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fishin' honeymoon


the newlywed groom was talkin' to the guide at the fishin' camp he and his bride were spendin' their honeymoon at.

guide; how come your out here fishin' instead of inside puttin it to your new wife?

groom; aw she's got gonorrhea

guide; how about the back door?

groom; aw she's got diarrhea

guide; how about a hummer?

groom; aw she's got pyorrhea

guide damn, why the hell did ya marry her?

groom; she's got worms too and I love to fish
the linemen are slimein' but at least they're still climbin'
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Some things were meant to be shared lzrdkng 2/2/2008 10:16:00 PM
Re: fishin' honeymoon danimal 2/2/2008 6:41:00 PM
Re: fishin' honeymoon bluedeogee 2/2/2008 5:44:00 PM