the newlywed groom was talkin' to the guide at the fishin' camp he and his bride were spendin' their honeymoon at.
guide; how come your out here fishin' instead of inside puttin it to your new wife?
groom; aw she's got gonorrhea
guide; how about the back door?
groom; aw she's got diarrhea
guide; how about a hummer?
groom; aw she's got pyorrhea
guide damn, why the hell did ya marry her?
groom; she's got worms too and I love to fish
fishin' honeymoon
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