Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the "United States Redneck Special Forces".
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday
Special Bulletin from the Pentagon
Member #: 46522
Registered: 5/30/2006
Posted:
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Name:
OTD
Company:
Southern Cable Inc.
Occupation:
Full Service Communications Contractor
Location:
Hollywood, Florida.
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