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Chicken Joke














THE CHICKEN BUSINESS



John the farmer was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young

layers (hens), called "pullets", and ten roosters, whose job it was to fertilize

the eggs.



The farmer kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the soup

pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time, so he bought a set of

tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a different tone so

John could tell from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now he could sit

on the porch and fill out an efficiency report simply by listening to the bells.



The farmer's favorite rooster was old Butch, a very fine specimen he was, too.

But on this particular morning John noticed old Butch's bell hadn't rung at all!



John went to investigate.



The o ther roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets, hearing

the roosters coming, would run for cover.



But to Farmer John's amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it

couldn't ring. He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next

one. John was so proud of old Butch, he entered him in the

Renfrew County Fair and he became an overnight sensation among the judges.



The result...The judges not only awarded old Butch the No Bell Piece Prize but

they also awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.



Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making: who else but a politician

could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our planet

by:

being the best at sneaking up on the populace and screwing them when they

weren't paying attention.

Vote carefully...the bells are not always audible!!!

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Re: Chicken Joke cabledog 2/1/2008 9:28:00 PM