I was trying to send him to a medical research lab to see if there was a cure for stupid and if not try all concoctions on him. He tried cutting liquid flex with a rusty razor Knife and almost lost his thumb. Hey bought a brand new motorcycle 2 weeks later he crashed and was layed up for six months. When I asked him what happened he said that he was speeding on a road that he didn't know and hit a tree.(Street bike into a tree 100yards from road.) I asked were you drinking he said "no, I'm a MORMON". I told him "take the 2nd M out and it will describe you better."
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