Monkey in the bar...
Member #: 37684
Registered: 4/25/2005
Posted:
94
Name:
Bob
Company:
None, I QUIT.
Occupation:
Division Manager (was)
Location:
Sturgis SD
An old fellow walked into this bar with a monkey on his shoulder, ordered a drink, the monkey jumped down on the bar and opened the pickle jar..helped himself to a pickle..The bartender told the old man..hey, did you see that, your monkey got a pickle and I'm going to have to charge you for it..the old man said put it on my bill..later the monkey jumped up on the pool table and swallowed a cue ball..the bartender went balisticl..that damn monkey ate a cue ball..the old man said put it on my bill...The next day the old man came back in, the monkey jumped down, went across the bar to an olive jar, pulled out an olive and stuck it up his ass, pulled it out and ate it..The bartender said..did you see that? That damn monkey stuck that olive up his butt, pulled it out and ate it..what is going on..the old man replied..yeah, after swallowing that cue ball yesterday, now he measures everthing before he eats it.
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