1) Light travels faster than sound. This ecxplains why some people seem bright until you hear them spesk.
2) Those who live by the sword usually get shot by those that don't.
3) Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
4) The 50-50-90 rule..Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% chance you'll get it wrong.
5) If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, some fool would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill in the fog.
6) The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
7) A fine is a tax for doing wrong, a tax is a fine for doing well.
8) When you have to go to court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get themselves out of jury duty.
Murphys New Laws
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