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Re: Wny

Yea we had something like that come around back in Feb.....here it is.

Jeff Foxworthy's Impressions of Alaskans

If someone in a home depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there---you might be an alaskan

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time---you might be an alaskan

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number ---you might be an alaskan

If you measure distance in hours it takes to get there ---you might be an alaskan

If you know several people that have hit a moose more than once ---you might be an alaskan

If you have switched from heat to ac and back again in the same day ---you might be an alaskan

If you can drive 75 miles per hour in 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching---you might be an alaskan

If you install security lights on your house and garage and dont lock the doors--- you might be an alaskan

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them --- you might be an alaskan

If you design your childrens halloween costume to fit over their snow suit--- you might be an alaskan

If the speed limit is 55 and you are going 80 and still being passed on both sides ---you might be an alaskan

If driving is better in the winter because all the pot holes are covered with ice--- you might be an alaskan

If you know all four seasons, almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction--- you might be an alaskan

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car--- you might be an alaskan

If you find 10 degrees a little chilly --- you might be an alaskan

If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends, you definitely are an alaskan.
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Posted in reply to: Wny by Wife of a cable guy
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Re: Wny splice4doe 12/21/2007 2:58:00 PM